When weird stuff happens 1

When Weird Stuff Happens

by: Lou Bealy

(I wrote this story in high school, around 2001, and they are about high school students. all characters are 18)


I don't know what I did to deserve this. It shouldn't happen to anyone, especially me. I'm good. I'm a nice guy to people. It's not fair. I don't even know how it happened. I woke up feeling strange. I couldn't quite place it at first. I just felt an empty, damp sensation. It was centered at my crotch. I reached into my boxers and came up with nothing. I almost screamed, then remembered Steve, my friend was spending the night. I hurriedly ran into the bathroom. I whipped my boxers to my ankles and looked down.

I was greeted with a small patch of pubic hair and below that was.......a pussy! A Bona fide vagina. I had never seen one before, well, 3D and up close. Sure, I like to......read.......the mags. I am not unfamiliar with what I saw. Just not in real life and especially not on ME! I closed my eyes and reopened them. There it still was. Right between my things, what I had been dying for but never wanted to actually have. I sat on the counter and stared at my crotch. Then I got curious.

I reached down and stuck my finger in. Hmmm..... not what I expected. Sorta like putting my finger in my ear. I moved it around a little. It wasn't very wit, kinda sticky, but I wasn't getting off. I poked lower and found a little nub. My clit, I suppose. When I touched it I felt a little something.Then I rubbed it with my finger. The sensations went through my whole body like nothing I had never felt before. It sort of tickled but was intensely pleasurable. I rubbed it again, only harder. Ooohh..... too hard. I touched it a little more gently. Mmmm..... that was much better. I rubbed it some more and started to feel wet. I rubbed some more and I was really starting to enjoy myself. I reached a little lower to my actual vagina. I put my finger at the entrance. I could feel some resistance, my hymen, I suppose. I was about to push my finger in when the door opened.

In walked Steve. His mouth popped open as he saw my position. I have known him since we were little. He knew that SOMETHING was changed. He stood there for a moment, staring at my crotch. I froze when he walked in, but after seeing the bulge grow in his boxers, and feeling like a moron for sitting there, staring at t with my finger where it was, I pulled my boxers up real fast.

"Uhh, Jason?" He said finally.

"Yes, it's a fucking cunt. Right there where it shouldn't be." I said without waiting for his question.

He was still staring at my crotch, the lack of a bulge was obvious. He swallowed and said, "Is it real?"

"Feels pretty real." I said quickly. I felt awkward and embarrassed. Especially about what he caught me doing. I fealt a little liquid dripping down my inner things, soaking my boxers. He was still staring, his eyes getting a little wider when he noticed that. He was a virgin too, I bet you guessed.

"Can I touch it?" He said after the long pause.

"Hell no! Now get outta here!" I said, realizing that even though the the prospect of him touching my new box was revolting, I found it sounding almost like a good idea. I shooed away such thoughts and made sure he left. When he finally did, I didn't feel like another inspection of the little wound I now had. Only this wound probably wouldn't heal. I didn't want to smell like pussy, though. And I sure smelled like it now. it wasn't a bad smell, but it was a distinct one. One I knew Steve could figure out the source. He probably smelled it when he entered.

I was blushing like mad as I pulled off my boxers, wet as hell as they were, and put them in the hamper under some other boxers. I climbed in the shower and cleaned off my groin area. Geeze, was I wet. Cleaning it with a washcloth was a new experience all together, but I got it done fast so I wouldn't have to look at it anymore. As I stepped out of the shower, I grabbed a towel and tried to think of what I would do now.


When I woke up, I was not prepared for the sight I saw. Most of what I saw was normal, my friend Monica sharing my bed, my room, my sheets, my blankets, but what I shouldn't have to prepared for is what I saw. I saw my panties had been pulled down and I had a penis, pointing straight up. The first one I ever saw. The first one a girl sees is definitely not supposed to be hers. Not just a penis. A nice pair of balls too. That was bad enough. Girls don't have dicks. But what else I saw was what scared me worse. Monica, although she was sharing my bed, was not asleep either. She was staring at my throbbing erection. Not just staring at it, she had her hand around it. Her mouth was hanging open as she stared at it in her hand. I didn't know what to say, I was so shocked. Especially when she slowly began to stroke it.

I was horrified! What the hell was she doing? The second thing I felt was amazing. It was so intense. I never played with my girl parts so this was even more alien that it could have been. I was frozen as she massaged my new appendage. It didn't last too long. The sensations went off like an explosion then white stuff squirted all over my stomach. It was sticky and gross. I wiped it off with my shirt from the floor quickly then threw it back down. I looked back at her.

"Uuhhh.... hi." She said, looking extremely embarrassed. "I don't know what came over me. I woke up with you pressing into me. I turned around to see what was poking me and saw the bulge in you panties. I was curious. I don't know what came over me just now. Jessica, what happened?" She said with a horrified look on her face.

I tried to come to terms with the fact that I had a dick, and Monica had just given me a hand job. I spoke slowly, then faster. "I don't know......I woke up to you holding it. I don't know what's going on, I don't know!" I started to shake. She grabbed my shoulders.

"It's okay, calm down. We'll figure this out." She gave me a hug. I hugged back. I felt my new Mr Winky woke up again and poke her.


She looked a little amused, then the worried look got back on her face. "You need to get dressed."

I nodded my head quickly and got up to go to the dresser. First, after standing, I pulled my panties back up. I had to cram my new little friend in, but at least it was soft and small now. I caught her looking at my new bulge and quickly turned around to my dresser.

3)++Steve C++

Man the day was starting off pretty weird. I woke up to find my best friend in the bathroom masturbating when I went to take a piss. That wasn't the weird part. He was masturbating a pussy. We had an awkward few moments before he sent me away. I heard the shower running so I went to the other bathroom. I pulled out my super hard schlong and took a piss. If you don't have one, you wouldn't know it's hard to take a piss with a stiffy. After I was finished, I shook. That made me want to shake some more. I thought about what my best friend had between his legs and started stroking it right there. After I was done with that, I want back to Jason's room. I lay there for a minute, pondering the earlier events when he walked in, with just a towel around his waist.

"Listen, Jason" I quickly began "I am really sorry about-"

He didn't let me finish. "Steve, I don't know what's going on, but don't worry about it." He said just as quickly. I saw him look down at my crotch. It promptly expanded again. He quickly jerked his eyes back to mine. I blushed as he caught me doing the same thing. "Look Steve, neither of us have been lucky with the women. We should take advantage of this while we can. Get my digital camera, I wanna better look at it." He said with a noticeable degree of embarrassment.

"Uhh... sure." I went and quickly got it, he dropped his towel and I got my second look at it.

It was bizarre looking. I had seen them in mags before but never up close and personal. I leaned in with the camera as he lay on the bed and spread his legs. I could see he was at least as aroused as I was. He was pretty wet already. It opened up quite a bit as I got a few shots of it, up close and from many angles. His embarrassment was great, I could tell because he closed his eyes. I took a few more of him from afar. It looked so weird. Everything else was the same. I kept taking pictures 'til the camera was out of space. I plugged it in and uploaded the pictures. He was still just laying there. I sent copies of the pictures to my email, I didn't want him to change his mind and destroy them. I decided not to tell him. I walked back over. My curiosity got the better of me and I leaned between his thighs with my head and looked at it closely. It was so crazy looking. Yet, I thought it was cool. It was just like in the magazines. The smell was awesome too. As I had these thoughts, my breath made him twitch as his eyes jerked open.

"Uhhh..... hi." I said as we made eye contact.

"Umm... hi."


After the little episode earlier, I couldn't help but be embarrassed around her. It was the first time I had seen one and I had lost control. What was I thinking? It was Jessica! I was NOT supposed to do something like that, especially to her. I just couldn't help myself. I felt extremely embarrassed as I watched her try to get dressed. She tried to pull her jeans over her panties, which looked uncomfortable enough. She couldn't get them buttoned, her new.....thing..... was causing her problem and her pain. I could see it on her face. She looked at me with helplessness. I felt the urges I felt from before. I reached over and pulled her panties and pants down. She looked scared, but relieved with the result: no cramming. Once I did so, her little wrinkled dick became a big stiff one. I smiled awkwardly as I pulled her on top of me on the bed, pulling down my own damp panties in the process. She looked at me wide-eyed as she settled between my legs. I pulled her up and looked in her eyes. She sighed and nodded.


Looking at him with his face inches from my new little mound, I felt fear, but also I felt extremely aroused and the empty feeling I had been having the whole time was getting really bad. I looked at him for a minute then threw my inhibitions to the wind. I leaned back and closed my eyes again. I felt his fingers probe me. It felt like before, but wetter. He went for my clit which then felt really good. Just like before. But someone else doing it is far better. He was in complete control. I found myself being excited merely by that. He moved lower and slowly inserted a finger into me. He pushed in and out for a bit, which actually wasn't that great, but in my state, I didn't care. I peeked my eyes open when he stopped and saw him pulling out his rock-hard erection. I was getting scared but it was too far to stop now. I watched him climb onto the bed and between my knees. I took a deep breath as he pushed his tip into my little hole. The resistance was a lot greater, it being bigger that a finger. I felt a searing pain as he pushed real hard and slid into me. Somewhere I never thought he would be. In me. It hurt a considerable amount. The scratching sensation was totally alien. He was all the way in, filling me completely. I felt whole.I grasped his shoulders as he slid out and back into my passage I still couldn't believe I possessed. It was more uncomfortable that good, but when he started to go real fast, like I knew I would in that situation, it started to feel incredible. The sensations were building beautifully when he jerked to a stop and I felt a sticky warmth in my nether region. No orgasms for me. I felt cheated. He slid out of me and wiped himself off with one of my dirty shirts. I stared at him and then myself. A sticky mess was proof it had happened. It started to drip into my ass-crack. I felt suddenly very disgusted and ran off to the bathroom again, with the jizz mix dripping down my thighs. When I got there, I sat on the toilet so it could drip out. I pulled some toilet paper and put it to my sore, stretched out vagina. I felt wholly disgusted for what had happened. After a few minutes, I had to piss. I knew this could come sooner or later. I sighed as I let my muscles go.


It was horrible! All feminine and horrible sounding. I felt relief as my bladder drained. My relaxing also helped my soggy mess drip out faster. When I had expelled the last of the urine, I wiped again, coming back with both piss and the nasty gunk on it. I quickly threw it into the bowl and flushed. I was afraid to step out of the bathroom. I slowly got up and opened the door. I took a deep breath and stepped through.


I was scared out of my mind. I never thought I would be in this situation until at least after high school. I didn't imagine, however, that I would be the GUY in this situation. I sighed, took a deep breath and aimed my new appendage between her nether lips. She pulled my shoulders again, urgently. I could tell she needed it as bad as I did. I thrust my hips suddenly and I was inside. She shuddered with obvious pain. I felt what it was like to be inside someone. It was odd, especially because what was inside someone else I had never had and wasn't supposed to. I thrust my hips back and forth a little at first. The feelings were centered in my dick but mostly on the head. It was super sensitive. I humped her a few more times. I could tell she was enjoying it. She started rubbing her ample breasts as I thrust in and out. I felt the same building sensation as before and I knew I was close. I slowed to a stop, knowing that she wasn't nearly as close as me.

"What are you doing?" She asked, panting.

"I need to hold on a second, or I am gonna go off and not be able to perform anymore. I know you don't want that." I was amazed my the level of my control. I guess it was because I'm a girl and sympathetic of such things. At least, I was a girl. In order to keep her going, I reached down and played with her clit. I just rubbed it around. My rock-hard dick in her and her clit massage was really getting to her. I guess she was close so I started humping again, at the same time I was manipulating her. She started to get a little loud, good thing my parents were at work. I felt her squeeze me with her legs and her tight little pussy. She was twitching like crazy and she squealed. I knew what happened. I then went off myself. I pulled out and saw what a mess I had made of her crotch. I wiped my dick off with the same shirt I had used before. She lay there.

"That was incredible." She said at last. She slowly got up and went to the bathroom. I guess she had to tend for the mess I had made. I felt kinda bad, but it's unavoidable, I guess. Well, we didn't have to do that, a thought popped up. I quickly pushed it out of my mind as I waited for her to return, confused of the future.

"I guess I better get dressed." I said as I got up. I put some sweatpants on, not having any underwear that would fit.


I was getting dressed when he came back. He couldn't even look at me.

"Before you say anything, we should agree to keep this a secret." He said. I thought for a moment.

I thought for a moment. "Uhhh...... okay." I said.

"Okay then. Right now, I don't even wanna think about what we just did. I don't even know what's going on. I think you better leave before something else terrible happens. See you at school tomorrow." I couldn't say I disagreed with him.

I quickly left and went home. All day I couldn't stop thinking about what had taken place earlier. Later that night, I got all hard again thinking about it. I got on the computer and opened the picture files I sent myself. I printed them out and went over to my bed and layed down, looking at them. I quickly got myself off, then rolled over to go to sleep.

The next day I went to school with the one of him from far off in my pocket, I don't know why, I guess I am a weirdo. When I got to my first class, I saw Monica. I sat down next to her.

"Hey." I said

"Hey" She replied.

We sat for a moment. I couldn't take it anymore. I pulled out the photo and showed it to her. Her eyes got very wide.

"Him too?!" She almost yelled. People looked over at us. I waited for them to look away.

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Well, Jessica has got a...you know." She said with embarrassment.

"Are you serious? Wow."


I had gymnastics to go to immediately. We didn't have time to figure things out. By the time I got home, I was so tired and sore I just went to bed. I woke up the next day thinking it was a dream. I reached down and felt my pussy. It was still sore and broken in. I was almost afraid to go to school and see her, but I knew I couldn't have another sick day. I got up, got dressed and went to school, all unusually slowly, as I was thinking of what to say to her.

The news I got the next day startled the hell outta me. I didn't quite know what to do. When we got outta class me and Steve had agreed to get us all together at his house after school to talk about what happened. I knew it would be weird but there had to be some sort of connection. Once we got there, I felt an unbelievable attraction to both Jessica and Steve. I felt uncomfortable around Jessica, but Steve I didn't, I found myself leaning on him and getting real close before long, we left the room as Jessica and Jason talked slowly and awkwardly. Both Steve and I knew what was on the agenda.
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